better than sex

This post is a short but sweet one, I feel there is only so much I can say about a mascara, and we all know by now that I haven’t got a clue what I am talking about when it comes to makeup. But I like it so occasionally I’ll review things in the most simplest way there is!


Now I jumped on the bandwagon with this one cause my eyelashes suck and all of these so called amazing mascaras that make it look like you are wearing spiders just never cut it for me! In their defence, it is my eyelashes that are the problem  – they just never want to be big & bold!


I have to face the fact that unless I wear falsies (I’ve only ever worn 2 pairs in my whole life, far too fiddly for me), then my eyelash game will never be on point. So I gave this ‘better than sex’ malarkey a go. I do like this mascara, but I wouldn’t be saying it is a holy grail product, and I definitely wouldn’t say it lives up to its name (lol). But obviously Char, what mascara is better than sex?! Not many – but this one is the closest I have got!


In summary:

  • The wand is fab – it makes application comfortable and I haven’t stabbed my eye out with it yet!
  • The packaging is LIFE. It feels high quality and is basically rose gold so how can you not love it?
  • It does make a significant difference to the length and the volume of my eyelashes compared to most mascaras, so to me, that’s a result!
  • Somehow though, the Better Than Sex mascara ends up on my eyelids as the day goes on which normally isn’t a problem that I have with other mascaras. I feel like if you had sex wearing this, you would end up looking like a panda by the end. Some would argue that is a sign of a good time… (and this is where I stop talking)!


better than sex mascara on eye


Excuse the non-fleeky eyebrows (but you should know not to expect the perfect shots of fleeky makeup on my blog) but this shows my eye with just one coat. This is pretty fab in my opinion as my eyelashes are so short!


close up of Better Than Sex mascara



I see what you was trying to do there Too Faced and yes, you have made a pretty decent mascara! However, I just want to put it out there and say that I don’t know what kind of sex you’ve been having, because this mascara (or any others for that matter) doesn’t beat it for me!

If you wanted to give this mascara a go, you can pick it up here! It has definitely become my new favourite mascara and I use it all the time now!


If you wanna whine about the tone of this post, bite me. It’s my blog, I can say what I like, and hey – they were the one making bold claims! 😉


P.S. I do understand it is just a name they chose. I’m not dim – I just like to think I am funny 🙂


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  1. 22/11/2016 / 11:26 AM

    You’re hilarious! Always look in for a new masacra and loving the packaging! Thanks for sharing!

    Jessica |

  2. 18/02/2017 / 4:32 AM

    Wow, your lashes look so good! That’s impressive. Once my drugstore mascara runs out I am soooo running to Sephora to get that tube of magic.

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